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SEPTEMBER 2025

September is pivotal. Eclipses tend to be change makers, so expect a shift with a side of surprise!

The month begins with Saturn’s retrograde back into Pisces on the 1st. Just when you thought you were done with boundary issues, here they come again! Energy vampires, distractions, and all sorts of funky vibes threaten your ability to have a good time…or concentrate. You’ll need to revisit the boundaries you set over the past few years – and reinforce them. Think of this as a pop quiz. You KNOW the assignment. You can pass with flying colors if you remain firm.

Mercury slides into Virgo on the 2nd. This is Mercury’s happy place because the Trickster planet rules the Virgin. That means it’s operating on full speed. During this transit, which lasts until the 18th, you can research, edit, and analyze to your nerdy heart’s content! Watch out for perfectionism, which can get you hung up on the details. As the saying goes: don’t sweat that small stuff.

Uranus retrograde on the 6th at 12:51 AM means it’s time to press pause on change. Sure, you may want a revolution, but it’s better to sit tight and make a plan. If you attempt to push forward, expect frustration. If you can cool your jets, you’ll be ready to turn the beat around on February 3, when Uranus stations direct.

The Full Moon Lunar Eclipse in Pisces on the 7th packs an emo punch. Intuition will be super-powered, but so will feelings. Situations could turn dramatic on a moment’s notice and unexpected changes could prove triggering. It’s best to swim with the current, even if you’re not sure what’s going on. In a few days, you’ll have a better idea of what’s done and where you need to go from here.

Mercury ends its short tour in Virgo and moves into Libra on the 18th. Objectivity is easier to come by now. Weigh all sides of every coin. Let logic rule and don’t forget to deliver your judgments in the most diplomatic way. Communication needs to be tactful. If you’re too rough around the edges, those with delicate sensibilities will be easily offended. Mercury remains here until October 6th.

Romance takes an old-fashioned turn when Venus settles in Virgo from the 19th through October 13th. Courtship, good manners, and little touches go a long way. You don’t need to put on a show – you simply need to pay attention to what matters most to your beloved.

A clean slate is possible with the New Moon Solar Eclipse in Virgo on the 21st. This lunation is intense. Think of it as an energetic decluttering – you can start fresh in any area of your life. It’s especially good for new habits or health regimens. In the market for a new job? Update your resume and put it out there. Your new vocation may be on the way sooner than expected. Keep in mind, there may be a few unexpected developments. It’s wise to look before you leap into anything new, no matter how shiny it appears. Eclipses are often tricky – what seems like a good idea may have a string or two attached.

Intensity is the mode of operation when Mars darts into Scorpio on the 22nd. Scorpio is home to Mars, so it can move forward with purpose. Willpower is on fire, enabling you to blitz past obstacles. Move mountains? Yep. This transit of the Red Planet is for bold ambition, red-hot passion, and lots of s-e-x. The heat is ON! Mars remains here until November 4th.

Libra season arrives when the Sun flutters into the sign of the Scales on the 22nd. The following four weeks are for lovers, artists, and peacemakers. Beauty rules and courtesy goes a long way. This is also the time when you can forge new relationships or strengthen old ones. Lastly, if you need to deal with legal issues, there is no better time to handle your business. Scorpio season begins on October 22nd.

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Annnndddd here’s your personal monthly horoscopes:

Gemini: Your home life demands attention, dear Gemini. Whether you’re handling family business or redecorating, your hands are full. Mercury in your domestic sector on the 2nd indicates lots of coming and going. No doubt you and your loved ones will be on the go. Uranus stations retrograde in your sign on the 6th – if you were thinking of a radical change to your appearance, put that on ice. It might be better to wait until next year. A major career pivot is possible when the Lunar Eclipse shows up on the 7th. Is it time to move on or up? Be ready to shift on that day or soon after. For some, this could mean the end of a job. Have your resume ready just in case. Your flirt game gets a boost when Mercury slips into Libra on the 18th. Of course, you never have trouble making a move, but this transit helps you find the most clever words, which are sure to delight your admirers. Put the finishing touches on your home renovations when Venus enters Virgo on the 19th. Those little details will turn your nest into a castle fit for royalty. The Solar Eclipse on the 21st delivers a surprise. This could be an unexpected announcement from a loved one or a sudden real estate opportunity. Hold off for a few days before reacting. Work gets crazy busy when Mars dashes into your 6th house on the 22nd. Hustle hard and you’ll make tremendous gains. That same day, the Sun will be in your true love sector, ending the month on a promising romantic note. Love is in the air right as the temps drop. Cozy nights at your crib keep it steamy.

Cancer: Travel calls this month, dear Cancer. The Sun shines a spotlight on road trips and camping adventures. Once Mercury joins the party on the 2nd, you’ll have plenty of reasons to hit the trails. The Lunar Eclipse on the 7th is dynamite for a long-distance journey, preferably a cruise. But when Mercury enters the domestic section of your chart on the 18th, your desire to be home makes it harder to say bon voyage. Venus in Virgo on the 19th puts love on your mind. Might a romantic trip be in order? Perhaps. The Solar Eclipse on the 21st would be a lovely excuse to book a bed and breakfast with your boo. Mars in Scorpio on the 22nd amplifies sexy vibes, making long weekends away with your partner too good to pass up. However, the Sun in Libra on the 22nd puts you in the mood for home renovation. A staycation might be the best compromise.
 

Virgo: The Sun is in your sign, dear Virgo. That means this is YOUR season to shine. Stand tall, shake your money-maker, and strut your stuff! Your ruler, Mercury, joins the Sun on the 2nd, which helps you express your brilliance confidently. In other words: you’re a force to be reckoned with and recognized! A relationship concludes with the Lunar Eclipse on the 7th. This ending may be shocking, but it is also a blessing. Let go and trust the Universe if someone exits your life around this day. Mercury enters your money zone on the 18th, turning your ideas into gold. You could receive good news about your income before the end of the month.  Your sparkle gets brighter when Venus sashays into your sign on the 19th. Don’t be shocked if you receive more attention than usual. You might attract more than one admirer into your orbit, which is groovy if you’re in the market for a new companion. If you are tempted to revamp your look, wait until after the Solar Eclipse on the 21st. Avoid a drastic makeover on that day. Instead, give it a few days. You’ll have a better idea of what you want (and what suits you). Many short trips are possible when Mars switches signs on the 22nd. The Sun moves into your money sector on the same day, ensuring you have enough cash on hand for your travel whims. Sally forth and see where the roads take you!

Libra: September begins quietly, dear Libra. The Sun rests in your 12th house of solitude, creating a mellow vibe for most of the month. Secret information comes your way when Mercury joins the Sun on the 2nd. It will seem like everyone wants to tell you their business. Mum’s the word! A job change is possible with the Lunar Eclipse on the 7th. Your assignment may end, or you might finally bid adieu to a soul-sucking position. It’s also likely you could get fired. No matter what happens, trust that this will open the door for something better. When Mercury enters your sign on the 18th, you’ll be ready to slay every interview. Your silver tongue will be sharp, giving you the edge in every opportunity. Romance on the down-low keeps your private life under wraps when your ruling planet, Venus, cozies up next to the Sun on the 19th. Caution is needed when the Solar Eclipse threatens to reveal your behind-the-scenes activities. This Eclipse could also signal a massive inner shift. An emotional breakthrough spells the end to a cycle. Money is plentiful if you’re ready to hustle when Mars flounces into your earned income sector on the 22nd. That same day, the Sun will be in your sign, marking the beginning of Libra season. This is your time to stand tall, take the lead, and dazzle the public. Shine on!

Scorpio: As the summer winds down, your social life is hopping, dear Scorpio. The Sun in your 11th house keeps the party rolling. Invitations pour in when Mercury sidles up next to the Sun on the 2nd. Why stay home when there is fun to be had? A change in your romantic status is possible with the Lunar Eclipse on the 7th. This could be a sudden breakup or the return of an ex out of the blue. Or you might have second thoughts about a new boo. Whatever happens around this day could be permanent, so consider your options carefully. Gossip comes your way when Mercury enters the privacy sector of your chart on the 18th. You’re the zodiac’s secret keeper, so it’s no surprise that folks want to give you the inside scoop. They know you’re a vault! Admirers begin to buzz around you like honeybees when Venus enters Virgo on the 19th. This will happen when you’re socializing with your crew, another good reason to stay up late and boogie down. A significant person may enter your life on the 21st’s Solar Eclipse. If you connect with a new friend or love interest around that day, it might be a life-changing connection. Your ruling planet, Mars, is officially in your sign on the 22nd. This heightens your determination, making you the force to be reckoned with! You’ll be unstoppable in all endeavors until November. The Sun will be in Libra that same day, ideal for quiet snuggles with a paramour, the perfect activity as the temps drop.

Sagittarius: September is a blessed month for your career, dear Sagittarius. The Sun puts you in top-dawg position, and you will not disappoint, especially when Mercury joins forces on the 2nd. You’ll have the right words to inspire the public, giving you a bigger spotlight. A family matter needs your attention around the 7th’s Lunar Eclipse. Situations could come to a head then, forcing you to intervene. Mercury in Libra on the 18th could pull you away from work and home for socializing. Friends want to spend time with you – and it might be the ideal way to blow off steam. Public recognition is possible when Venus sails into your 10th house on the 19th. Keep on being you – they love you, they really love you! An exciting and unexpected career door opens with the Solar Eclipse on the 21st. Could this be the dream job? It might! Just remember to look before you leap because eclipses can be funky! You might also find yourself working behind the scenes when Mars changes signs on the 22nd. Top secret projects could consume your time. However, the Sun will be sitting pretty in your social sector that same day, bringing invitations that are too good to pass up! Why hide away in the office when you can enjoy the last days of summer?

Capricorn: As summer wanes, your wanderlust kicks in, dear Capricorn. Mercury moves next to the Sun in your travel sector on the 2nd, the perfect duo for spontaneous journeys or well-planned world tours. Keep your passport handy. The Lunar Eclipse on the 7th is lovely for a quick road trip. Maybe a trip to the city next door with your bestie? Career matters are on your mind when Mercury ambles into your career zone on the 18th. But Venus in Virgo on the 19th promises romantic adventures with your beloved. Why obsess over work when you can oil up and rest on the beach? Another excellent day for a trip: the Solar Eclipse on the 21st. It’s fabulous for visits to distant shores. All of these experiences could be life-changing, so don’t hold back. Budget getting in the way? In that case, a staycation September with museum visits and farmer’s markets might be a remedy. Social activity increases when Mars rushes into your 11th house on the 22nd. Physical activities with friends, such as dancing the night away under the stars? Yes to that! The Sun will be in Libra on the 22nd, casting a favorable glow over you. Whether you’re in the public eye or slaying it at the office, expect plenty of admiration. 

Aquarius: Financial improvements are on the way this month, dear Aquarius. The Sun in your joint resources sector indicates gain, possibly through a windfall, inheritance, or a partner’s income. Mercury joins the Sun on the 2nd, signaling the perfect two-and-a-half week window to consult with your financial advisor. A quick meeting ensures you maximize your revenue. A source of income may end on the 7th’s Lunar Eclipse. If that happens, do not worry – you’ll find another opportunity when the Solar Eclipse shows up on the 21st. Once that happens, your dough will rise again. Before that happens, Mercury will be in your travel zone on the 18th, ideal for a business or romantic trip. Perhaps you can combine the two? Venus will be in your 8th house on the 19th, a fabulous month-long transit for intimacy. Get out the satin sheets, candles, and get it on! Ambition accelerates when Mars enters Scorpio on the 22nd. Between now and November, you can climb the company ladder at a rapid pace. If you encounter obstacles, your willpower will blast you past them like a stick of dynamite! More opportunities for distant adventures become possible when the Sun changes signs on the 22nd. Where to go? Wherever your heart takes you!
 

Pisces: September could be a game-changer for relationships, dear Pisces. The Sun and Mercury in your 7th house add an intense, mentally stimulating vibe to your partnership, both business and romantic. Long conversations fuel deeper alliances, something you long for. However, the Lunar Eclipse in your sign on the 7th tests your independence. Are you being real or moving into a codependent dynamic? If it’s the latter, you’ll need to assert your boundaries. Mercury in Libra on the 18th helps you express your needs better than ever. You’ll have a few weeks to let folks know what makes you tick (or turn on). On the 19th, Venus will bounce into your 7th house, creating the strongest possibility for a genuine love connection. New love or a new level are on the docket when the Solar Eclipse shows up on the 21st. This could be a sudden, surprising turn of events – keep your heart and mind open. Your urge to broaden your horizons quickens when Mars prances into Scorpio on the 22nd. Studying abroad could scratch that itch. The Sun in your joint resources sector on the 22nd ensures you’ll have the cash on hand to indulge your travel or educational whims. 

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