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January created order, but February wants to shake things up a bit. That doesn’t mean this month will be chaos. Instead, it’s Aquarian vibes kicking out the jams, which is all about challenging the status quo. Think: Bowie. Innovate, rebel, and make new waves. Yeah, baby!
The fun begins when Mercury flounces into Aquarius on the 5th, a brainy transit for the trickster planet. Facts, logic, and future-oriented thinking are in. You can find new solutions to old problems. New trends get set, far-out communication is the norm, and average is boring. This transit ends on the 23rd, so groove on it until then.
A New Moon in Aquarius on the 9th signals a fresh start. This is the ideal day to buy new technology, make a vision board, or volunteer for worthy causes. It’s also perfect for hangs with friends, both old and new. Keep in mind this is also the right time to get your rebellion on. Start your revolution today!
Fight for what’s right when Mars slips into Aquarius on the 13th. This transit is concerned with justice for all and working for the people. On the world’s stage, the focus shifts to liberation and humanitarian work. Take a stand, join a union, give to good causes, and watch the power dynamic change. This transit is also excellent to shake up your routine. Why stick with the usual when there may be a novel way to do it? Mars will move into sensitive Pisces on March 22nd.
Friends become lovers and lovers become friends when Venus dips into Aquarius from the 16th through March 11th. If you’re single, this is a lovely transit for swiping right and seeing where it goes. But if you’re partnered, it might be time to try new things. After all, familiarity breeds contempt. Avoid that by experimenting. You might discover fresh turn-ons!
Sensitivity is heightened when the Sun sails into Pisces on the 18th. The following four weeks are for expressing your tender side, trusting your intuition, and making lots of art. Compassion is strong, which may inspire you to help folks in need. We’re all in this together, so why not? The Sun will be in Aries on March 19th.
Mercury’s placement in Pisces on the 23rd invites you to let your heart lead in all decisions. Yes, your heart might bleed now, but is it wrong to feel deeply or be influenced by your emotions? Nope. Not during this transit, which lasts until March 9th. Feelings are healing, so let them flow!
Clean up your act with the Full Moon in Virgo on the 24th. It’s the best lunation for deep cleans, decluttering sessions, and trips to the Container Store. It feels good to have your nest spiffed up!
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Annnndddd here’s your personal monthly horoscopes:
Aries: February finds you in a social mood, dear Aries, thanks to a bevy of planets moving through the friendship sector of your chart. Parties, date nights, and events will have you out of the house all month long. The New Moon on the 19th is perfect for an evening with your besties. Circle that date in the calendar and send out the invites! Once the 18th rolls around, you crave quiet, thanks to the Sun heading into your solitude zone, followed by Mercury a few days later. Meditation and rest appeal to you now, so feel free to say nope to any shindig that drains your energy. Review your habits on the 24th’s Full Moon. If you have put your health regimen on hold, this is your nudge to get back on track. It’s never too late to take better care of yourself.
Gemini: February is ideal for winter vacations and faraway travels, dear Gemini. Your 9th house of long journeys is lit all month, so grab your passport and roam where you want to. There is no better time for you to indulge your wanderlust! The best day for a world tour: the New Moon on the 9th. Throw a dart at the globe and GO! Your career enters an exciting new chapter when the Sun enters the reputation sector of your chart on the 18th, followed by your ruler, Mercury, a few days later. This sets the stage for you to shine brighter than all the others. Why settle for the second rung when you can climb to dizzying new heights? Throw a party at your pad on the 24th when the Full Moon shows up. Celebrate a new milestone with your closest peeps. Winning!
Cancer: You can get your finances sorted out this month, dear Cancer. The Sun and Pluto will be joined by a swarm of other planets in your joint finances zone, which means you’ll have more opportunities to up your income. This could come in various ways: a windfall, tax break, or inheritance. It’s also possible your partner might receive a raise or promotion. The New Moon on the 9th is one to watch. An investment may show signs of growth, or a loan may get the green light. You’re one of the thriftiest signs of the zodiac, so you’ll handle this cash influx wisely. Distant shores beckon when the Sun tours your 9th house, starting on the 18th, followed by Mercury on the 23rd. Perhaps you might want to take extra cheddar and purchase tickets for a cruise or other getaway? It would certainly shake off the winter blues. The Full Moon on the 24th is also fantastic for a road trip. Grab a map and plot a quick journey on this day if you prefer something low-key. Giddy up!
Leo: Relationships demand your attention in February, dear Leo. Your 7th house is busy, suggesting a variety of situations could unfold. Conflict, conversation, cooperation, excitement – it’s all possible. The best path: remain grounded, listen closely, and avoid overreacting. If you’re single, the New Moon on the 9th illuminates a potential love connection. Make a move and see what develops. Romance could get mighty interesting when Venus joins the scene on the 16th. A post-Valentine Day make-out session seals the deal. If you’re already partnered, let your urge to merge run wild! Your lust life could get hotter once the Sun and Mercury enter the intimacy section of your chart on the week of the 19th. This fiery vibe ensures your winter won’t be cold. A financial goal is reached on the 24th when the Full Moon arrives. This will feel like sweet relief and the perfect end to the month.
Virgo: You’re known as the workaholic of the zodiac, so you’ll appreciate this busy month, dear Virgo. A cluster of planets is moving through the work section of your chart, giving you plenty of projects and deadlines. You may also be in a leadership role, especially once the New Moon comes in strong on the 9th. If that chance comes, take it. No one knows the job better than you – you’re a natch! Don’t assume you’ll be all work and no play. The week of the 18th will put the Sun and Mercury into your relationship zone. This dynamic duo will help you forge stronger partnerships. If you’re single, you could feel more comfortable speaking the language of love. In fact, it’s a beautiful time to put yourself out there or to update your dating profile. Declutter your closet and remove anything that no longer suits you on the 24th’s Full Moon. If it’s been a minute since you’ve cleaned out your wardrobe, this is the ideal day.
Libra: Family drama simmers down this month, dear Libra. At the same time, your romantic life promises more sizzle, thanks to a slew of planets taking up residence in the true love zone of your chart. Powerful connections, new or old, have a chance to deepen. Of course, taking your time is wise, even if your heart flutters at a million miles a minute. A sound, grounded approach will allow you to test the water before a deep dive. The New Moon on the 9th is excellent for single Libras. Cast your net wide – you could reel in the perfect fish! On the 18th, the Sun will amble into your work sector, followed by Mercury a few days later. Suddenly, your job demands your attention. While love is divine, you must pay the bills, so get your head in the game. This is also a bat signal to put your health first. If your routines have been long forgotten, dust them back off. Schedule a “me day” on the 24th. The Full Moon is high in the sky then, the best lunation for a pampering day or time alone.
Scorpio: Family will keep you busy all month long, dear Scorpio. The Sun and Pluto put you in the power position, so all decisions may rest on your shoulders. If you must take responsibility for a loved one, you can manage their needs without losing sight of yours. An urge to purchase a new property or redecorate your current crib kicks in when the New Moon shows up on the 9th. A fresh coat of paint could work wonders! However, if moving is your goal, there is no better time to scour Zillow for leads. You’re in the mood for love once the Sun shimmies into Pisces on the 18th. Mercury will follow suit a few days later, helping you find your flirt game. The Full Moon on the 24th is stellar for a date night with a new paramour – or for hitting the club. You never know who you’ll bump into on the dance floor.
Sagittarius: The cosmic weather is perfect for short trips this month, dear Sagittarius. This is good news to you because you’re the roamer of the zodiac. The Sun and Pluto will be joined by Mercury, Venus, and Mars as the month progresses, creating the ideal conditions for indulging your wanderlust as often as you please. The New Moon on the 9th is delightful for a rad road trip with your bestie. If you feel called to hit the trails around this day, do it. On the 18th, the Sun will enter your domestic sector, followed by Mercury a few days later. Suddenly, family wants your presence at home. Find the balance between jet setting and taking care of your nest. It won’t be easy, but you can find a compromise. The Full Moon on the 24th gives you a career-boosting spotlight. It’s your chance to be proud of your accomplishments, so shine bright.
Capricorn: The money’s on you this month, dear Capricorn. The Sun and Pluto are sitting pretty in your 2nd house as February begins – and a bundle of other planets will join up as the weeks go by. This means you can attract more cash. It won’t be long before you’re in the black! The New Moon on the 9th reveals a money-making opportunity. A new job, promotion, or side hustle could lead to prosperity. Say yes and trust the future! Spend some of your dough on short trips when the Sun saunters into Pisces on the 18th, followed by Mercury a few days later. Where would you like to go? A weekend with your honey at a bed and breakfast in the country? Or a solo venture to a beach? Pick something chill and make it happen. You’ve got four good weeks to hit the road! The Full Moon on the 24th is lovely for a long-distance excursion to a remote location. Bon voyage!
Aquarius: February will be INTENSE, dear Aquarius. You’re still adjusting to Pluto being in your sign – and before this month ends, you’ll also have a conga line of planets moving through your sign. This puts a red-hot spotlight directly on you, and that glare can be a double-edged sword. On the one hand, recognition for your legendary brilliance comes due. But on the other, any mistakes you make, no matter how small, will be laid bare for all to see. In other words, you’ll need to mind your Ps and Qs if you wish to avoid the clickety-clack of other people’s tongues. The New Moon on the 9th is your moment to stand out amongst the rest. Let your unique self come forward (and ignore those haters – they don’t have your swagger). Finances improve when the Sun and Mercury waltz into your money zone the week of the 18th. New deals and promotions are possible. You could begin work on an exciting and lucrative project soon! Good news about a debt or loan arrives with the Full Moon on the 24th. If you are worried about your long-range security, this day could create the circumstances for a clean slate.
Pisces: You need to rest, dear Pisces. The Sun and Pluto have taken up residence in your solitude zone, which puts a chill vibe into your month. Mercury, Venus, and Mars join the slumber party as the month unfolds. There is no better time to take a sabbatical. Avoid overcommitting. Instead, commit to self-care. The New Moon on the 9th is terrific for a “me day” at the spa. Make time for a massage or other treatment – you’ll feel like a star! Pisces season begins when the Sun skips into your sign on the 18th. Suddenly, you have your groove back and are ready to party! The following four weeks will find you flitting about, meeting, and greeting your fans. Mercury will be in Pisces on the 23rd, upping your charm factor. You will find the right words to dazzle the public. Now you don’t just feel like a star – you are one! The Full Moon on the 24th reveals essential information about a loved one. Their agenda becomes ultra-clear. This clarity helps to make the right decision. Don’t second-guess yourself. You know what to do.
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