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Forecasts and Horoscopes!

NOVEMBER 2025

November promises to be busy with plenty of planets changing signs. Grab your popcorn and read on.

The month kicks off with Mars zipping into feisty Sagittarius on the 4th. Energy promises to be lit – and there is no better time to indulge your wanderlust. The need for adventure drives you to take chances, but it could also lead to restlessness. Your ideals spur actions, which could motivate you to step into hero mode. Mars heads into Capricorn on December 15th, marking the best placement for the Red Planet, as it grounds the jacked-up vibe.

Speaking of grounding, the Full Moon in Taurus on the 5th is lovely for rest. Plan a cozy night at home with comfort food and chill activities. This will restore your sense of balance.

Romance makes all the hot moves when Venus slinks into Scorpio on the 6th. This is a sexy transit, ideal for long nights in the boudoir, steamy texts, and plenty of hanky-panky. However, Venus is in detriment here, which means she’s not at her best. She can quickly turn obsessive and jealous in the sign of the Scorpion. Keep that bunny boiler side in check if you want to maintain peace. Venus leaves Scorpio on November 30th. Whew!

Uranus moves back into Taurus on the 7th, where it remains until April 25th, 2026. Revisit your financial situation. How are you holding up in this economy? Is it time for a new budget? Do you have safeguards in place? If not, what needs to happen to shore up your security? This transit is also ideal for checking in with Mother Earth. What habits can you change to protect her? It may be time to address the technology elephant in the room: AI, which consumes a significant amount of resources. If you’re using ChatGPT for your personal BFF, rethink that. A push for stronger regulations could turn the tide.

Uh-oh: Mercury stations retrograde on the 9th, marking a three-week period of mayhem. Travel woes, technology crashes, and communication breakdowns create an aggravating backdrop. Keep your cool, back up your computer, avoid signing contracts, and slow the heck down! Mercury will be direct on the 29th.

Curb your enthusiasm when Jupiter stations retrograde on the 11th. It’s an ideal time to reflect on your beliefs, spiritual practices, and long-range goals. Dust off the books, feed your head, and challenge your assumptions. If you want to expand your home or family, use this time to review what needs to happen first. Jupiter will be direct on  March 10th, 2026.

Secrets could be revealed when Mercury swims back into Scorpio on the 18th. Research, turn over every rock, and ask probing questions. The facts will surface if you go there. Guard against a tendency to brood or plot revenge fantasies. Mercury will be in Sagittarius on  December 11th.

The New Moon in Scorpio arrives on the 20th at 1:48 AM EST, a glorious lunation for transformation. Emotions can be intense, so it’s important to elevate your self-care. This could also be a cosmic nudge to update your budget. A debt repayment plan could get you back on track. Set intentions for wealth, shared resources, joint ventures, and personal evolution.

On the 21st, the Sun traipses into Sagittarius, giving the following month a shot of optimism. Travel far, study, examine different cultures, and stay up all night discussing Kant. Swoon! The Sun leaves the Archer for the Goat on December 21st.

After months of retrograde motion, Saturn stations direct on the 27th. You’ve had a chance to review and reinforce your boundaries. Now you can put what you’ve learned into practice. In a few months, Saturn will be in Aries, giving you the discipline to build your new future and structures to support your dreams.

Two days later, Mercury joins Saturn and stations direct. All the chaos of the past three weeks will soon start to settle down, leaving the holiday season free for whatever you want or need to do/say.

An urge for romantic freedom could cause trouble when Venus gallops into Sagittarius on the 30th. During this transit, which lingers until December 24th, it may be hard to commit. Roving eyes are the norm and routine love affairs passé. Why settle when there is so much variety? If you’re partnered, curb that tendency. Take your honey on a romantic trip around the world. It might be the cure for that seven-year itch!

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Annnndddd here’s your personal monthly horoscopes:

Gemini: Work demands keep you busy, but your mind may be more on relationships, dear Gemini. Your ruling planet, Mercury, sits in the partnership sector of your chart as November kicks off, only to be joined by Mars on the 4th. Conflict is possible, but so is passion. Choose every battle wisely. The Full Moon on the 5th is ideal for solo activities. Take the day off and enjoy your “me time.” Venus enters your 6th house on the 6th, which could mean romance on the job or simply lovin’ your workplace. Maybe both? Trouble strikes when Mercury stations retrograde on the 9th. Suddenly, issues become larger than life, creating roadblocks in relationships. Mercury steps back into your work zone on the 18th, stalling negotiations and igniting drama with coworkers. Thankfully, the New Moon on the 20th helps you rise above the fray. This could also signal a promotion or a new job. Once the Sun slips into Sagittarius on the 21st, the heat begins to die down. Miscommunication eases up when Mercury stations direct on the 29th. And as November winds down, Venus enters your 7th house, raising the possibility of a romantic renaissance. Love finds a way!

Cancer: Romance turns hotter than an autumn bonfire this month, dear Cancer. The Sun shines a light on opportunities for connection. If you’re single, you could find a new paramour. Partnered? Enjoy cuddling near a roaring fire – the perfect antidote to colder nights. At work, you’re a superstar when Mars joins Mercury in your 6th house on the 4th. Your hustle and silver tongue ensure victory. Celebrate a recent win on the 5th’s Full Moon. It’s a lovely lunation for toasts with pals. Venus joins the Sun on the 6th, fanning the flames of desire. Love remains constant and deep as November rolls on. But trouble at work arises when Mercury stations retrograde on the 9th. Suddenly, you’re distracted by nonsensical arguments and petty annoyances. You might find this spoils your mood for love, especially when Mercury backtracks into Scorpio on the 18th. You’ll need to find a way to leave work at work if you want to keep the home fire burning strong. The New Moon on the 20th is stellar for a date night with your boo. Reservations at an intimate restaurant help to forget the bond and ease tension. You’re thrust into a leadership role at work when the Sun enters Sagittarius on the 21st. You will be more than ready for this, so don’t freak out when you’re handed the reins. Mercury direct on the 29th helps you find the right words to woo for love or business. And Venus in Sagittarius on the 30th? You can win everyone over to your side.

Virgo: As the weather becomes cooler, you’re busier than ever, dear Virgo. The Sun in your 3rd house for the first three weeks of November keeps you on the go, while Mars in your domestic sector on the 4th turns your home into a hive of activity. You might also be traveling, which could add to the busyness. Two great days to hit the road or fly the friendly skies: the Full Moon on the 5th and New Moon on the 20th. But when your ruler, Mercury, stations retrograde on the 9th, it could create obstacles to overcome. A cool head will be necessary! Thankfully, Venus will be in Scorpio on the 6th, giving you a dose of fixed energy. While this may amplify your stubborn side, it will also give you the tenacity to see things through to the finish line. Your focus shifts to home projects when the Sun bounces into your 4th house on the 21st. Family may need your attention, plus the holidays are looming. Get out the decorations and have at it! Mercury direct on the 29th promises smooth sailing for the rest of the year, and Venus in Sagittarius on the 30th means your nest will be the best place to be for festivities.

Libra: Keep a close eye on your finances this month, dear Libra. While the Sun in your 2nd house bodes well for fiscal attraction, you could deplete your resources if you’re not mindful. Mars in your mind zone on the 4th adds a dash of impulse into the equation. It’s best to curb that tendency. However, this transit could also mean lots of travel, something that could be good for your soul! Pay off a debt on the 5th’s Full Moon. If you don’t have the cash on hand, use this lunation to find a repayment plan. Your ruling planet, Venus, joins the Sun on the 6th, amplifying your ability to bring money in the door – but it also creates temptation to splurge on luxury goods. Quell that vibe! Travel and communication issues complicate matters when Mercury stations retrograde on the 9th. Watch your words and prepare for possible delays. Spending could get out of hand unexpectedly when Mercury heads back into Scorpio on the 18th. Again: slow that money roll. Save your dough, no matter how badly you want to burn through it. The New Moon on the 20th reveals a fresh source of income. This could manifest as a new job, raise, promotion, or side hustle. Every little bit counts! More opportunities for travel bubble up when the Sun changes signs on the 21st. Start planning your holiday journeys and you’ll be ready to go when Mercury stations direct on the 29th. Venus will move into Sagittarius the next day, your perfect excuse to turn your travels into romantic adventures.

Scorpio: It’s your season, dear Scorpio. This means it’s time to strut your stuff like a peacock! You’ve got three weeks where the world is your personal runway – own it! Mars in your 2nd house adds muscle to your hustle, ensuring you’re bringing in plenty of bacon well into next month. Holidays will be flush with cash! The Full Moon on the 5th brings closure around a relationship. Cut ties and set yourself free! Your star power heightens when Venus moves into your sign on the 6th. You have oodles of swagger naturally, but this transit makes it obvious for the folks in the back! Now you can easily attract anything and anyone you want. Work it! Unexpected bills are a possibility when Mercury stations retrograde on the 9th. Scour your statements for mistakes or rate hikes. Minimize unnecessary expenses whenever possible. Protect your security! You’ll need to zip your lip once Mercury slips back into your sign on the 18th. One wrong word and you risk cancellation. Invest in new duds or a fresh trim on the 20th’s New Moon. It’s your best lunation for a makeover or upgrade! Cash flow improves when the Sun skips into lucky Sagittarius on the 21st, so even if you’ve spent more than you liked, you can recoup over the following four weeks. Mercury direct on the 29th returns your silver tongue. Now you can express yourself without fear of putting your heels in it. Venus in your money sector on the 30th is your green light for splurging. You’ve been good – treat yourself!

Sagittarius: November feels like the lull before the glow-up, dear Sagittarius. The Sun sits in your introspection zone for the first three weeks, giving you a sacred pause. But this will not be easy once Mars rushes into your sign on the 4th. Suddenly, you’re pulled between quiet time and go time. You must find the balance as much as possible. A major work project finishes on the 5th’s Full Moon. This could free up some of your energy. Venus steps into Scorpio the next day, making it easier to say nope to invitations. Instead, privacy is your jam. Mercury retrograde on the 9th ties your tongue until the 29th. While others run their mouths, you’re content to see where things go and what secrets emerge. You might be tempted to blab when Mercury reenters Scorpio on the 18th, but it’s best to remain mum. A major breakthrough arrives on the 20th when the New Moon shows up. It will feel as if a fog has lifted – the kind of clarity that only comes from looking within. Your official season begins when the Sun saunters into your sign on  the 21st, giving you the star power and spotlight for four weeks. Stand tall and let your magnetic persona come out to play! Venus joins the Sun on the 30th, helping you attract the lion’s share of goodies, attention, and love.

Capricorn: Social activity keeps you on the move this month, dear Capricorn. Events, pre-holiday gatherings, and all the late-autumn celebrations promise to bring fun to your November. You’ll also be occupied with top-secret projects when Mars slips into your 12th house on the 4th. Whether you’re out-and-about or engaging behind-the-scenes, one thing is for sure: you won’t be bored. The best nights for parties or date nights are the Full Moon on the 5th (so romantic!) or the New Moon on the 20th. Mark those days on the calendar so you don’t miss out on good times! If you’re single, you could find new paramours when Venus flounces into Scorpio on the 6th. Another stellar reason to say yes to invites! Your private business could become everybody’s business when Mercury stations retrograde on the 9th. It’s wise to remain closed-mouth during this period, which lasts until the 29th, if you wish to protect your reputation. That becomes easier to do when the Sun settles into your 12th house on the 21st. You’ll be much better at keeping your life on the down low for the upcoming month once this happens. Also, your ruler, Saturn will be direct on the 27th, allowing you to firm up your boundaries with nosy types. Secret romantic rendezvous are the way to go when Venus switches signs on the 30th. Memo to the public: access denied!

Aquarius: November will bring accolades and a faux pas or two, dear Aquarius. The Sun highlights your brilliance and helps you wow the top brass. Meanwhile, Mars in your 11th house on the 4th adds excitement to your social life. Invites to interesting events, killer parties, and early festivities – have a blast! The best day to throw a shindig at your nest is the Full Moon on the 5th. An early “Friendsgiving?” Why not? Venus tours your career sector on the 6th, a transit that brings your adoring public out of the woodwork. This also adds sparkle to your rep, which might make you feel invincible. However, Mercury retrograde on the 9th spells drama for your circle of friends. Misunderstandings can cause friends to turn against you. When Mercury takes a step back into Scorpio on the 18th, your chances of making a public mistake heighten. You’ll need to watch your step. Even so, the New Moon on the 20th elevates your brand. It’s a glow-up moment, with the possibility of a job upgrade. On the 21st, the Sun heads into Sagittarius, ideal for adventures with your besties. If there are issues to sort out, Mercury will station direct on the 29th, which helps smooth ruffled feathers. Romantic nights on the town add sweetness to your love life when Venus enters the social section of your chart on the 30th. You have until Christmas Eve to plan fun excursions with your boo. Yay!

Pisces: Distant shores and happy trails call your name this month, dear Pisces. A busy 9th house makes it easy to say yes to faraway adventures. But Mars in Sagittarius on the 4th puts the leadership reins in your hands at work. How can you match ambition for career excellence with a desire to see the world? It requires careful balance. The Full Moon on the 5th is lovely for a fast getaway, while the New Moon on the 20th looks swell for a trek around the world. In the middle of this travel goodness, Mercury stations retrograde on the 9th, testing your patience and ability to keep your mouth shut. If you’re not careful, you could lose your composure and damage your reputation. Your journeys could further test your resolve when Mercury revisits Scorpio on the 18th. The challenges will be great, but you can handle this! The Sun adds warmth to your career when it changes signs on the 21st. Suddenly, you are able to mop up any work messes with ease. Travel drama eases when Mercury stations direct on the 29th. And the public falls back in love with you when Venus flutters into your 10th house on the 30th. No matter how stressful things have been, you emerge smelling like a bright red rose.

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