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JULY 2026

July is a game-changer. A series of aspects between the outer planets indicates cultural shifts – and opportunities for spiritual or creative transformation. I’m ready. Are you? Read on – and let’s do this!

Neptune stations retrograde on the 7th, providing the ideal opportunity for reality checks. Are your dreams working out for you? Have you lost faith? Do you need to get in touch with your muse? These are all excellent questions to ponder during this period, which lasts until December 12th. Keep in mind, if you’re chasing lead balloons, they may come crashing down now.

On the 9th, Venus slides into prim and proper Virgo. Love works better when you’re willing to focus on the little details. Fluff pillows, rub backs, and make sure everything is “just so.” A bit of old-fashioned courting could open hearts, too. Don’t hesitate to fuss over your loved ones – they’ll appreciate the extra attention. It’s also an excellent time to spend on practical things: household items, a new fountain pen for work, or a better-fitting pair of shoes. Virgo remains here until August 6th.

The New Moon in Cancer on the 14th is perfect-o for updating your nest. That might mean home improvement projects, planting trees, or finally getting rid of that old couch! Want to start a family? It’s great for that, too. Set intentions for home, family, and security. The Universe is listening. 

The first major aspect between the outer planets is Uranus in sextile to Neptune on the 15th. This is for spiritual transformation, intuitive downloads, and bold, creative originality. Surprises are possible – so hang tight. Something could shift unexpectedly. There is also the hint of a cultural change – the collective wants something different. 

Once Uranus trines Pluto on the 18th, the people want to take back the power. The energy is revolution! Will it be televised? In this day and age of cell phones at the ready, expect everything to be documented. 

Next up, Jupiter trines Neptune on the 20th – dreams expand, creativity surges, and hope returns. There is a spirit of optimism, generosity, and courage as visionary leaders take the main stage. 

However, Jupiter also opposes Pluto on the 20th – expect a few wannabe dictators to rattle sabers and try to crack down on the joy. This could be the moment where the people have to choose their destiny rather than wait for it to be given to them. 

Then Jupiter sextiles Uranus on the 21st, a fab aspect that creates surprises, big-time change, and necessary disruptions. The Universe is ready to shake things up – and so are the people!

The Sun prances into Leo on the 22nd. Suddenly, the heat is on, and we’re ready to play. Leo season is for leisure, creativity, heart-to-heart conversations, sports, and all the sequins!  Hanging with the kiddos by the pool or cocktail parties with shimmery caftans (think: Mrs. Roper) are the ideal weekend plans for the next month. Leo season officially ends on August 22nd.

Big sigh: Mercury is direct on the 23rd. After weeks of moonwalking through Cancer, we’re done with all that emo stuff. Instead of getting stuck in the past or letting everything get under your skin, you can express how you feel in a grounded way. Yay!

The last major aspect between the outer planets occurs on the 25th when Neptune sextiles Pluto. Spirituality gets an upgrade, dreams are ready for a power surge, and the culture is about to get fiery, colorful, and weird. Quiet luxury? Beige everything? Hell no! Break out the fuchsia and lime green! 

Saturn stations retrograde on the 26th, your yearly reminder to examine your structures. Is your foundation solid? Have you torn down the old crud to make room for new frameworks? What needs to be rebuilt or completely done away with? You’ll have until December 10th to edit your plans. Once that day arrives, you can use what you’ve discovered to upgrade all the structures in your world. 

July finishes with a Full Moon in Aquarius on the 29th, the perfect ending to a monumental month. This lunation is for celebrating with friends or your community. The collective may have a reason to rejoice – or step up. 

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Annnndddd here’s your personal monthly horoscopes:

Gemini: Mars in your sign means you’re hopped up, dear Gemini. Like a spider monkey on steroids, you’re going to be busy as all get out – BUT Mercury retrograde promises to throw more than a few wrenches in the works. Best plan? Stop and think before you take action. Finances get an upgrade, thanks to the Sun in your money zone for the first three weeks of July. Keep an eye on your income because Mercury retrograde might put a cramp in your expenses. Your home becomes a love nest when Venus enters your domestic sector on the 9th. Cozy romance? Yes, please. A new potential source of income shows up around the 14th’s New Moon. Is this real – or are strings attached? Go over the details carefully – and try to put off signing contracts until Mercury stations direct on the 23rd. The cosmos makes beautiful angles the week of the 15th – ideal for a celebration with your besties – perhaps at a far-flung location! Keep the passport handy in case an opportunity arises. Short travels are on the agenda when the Sun heads into Leo on the 22nd. Quick road trips with your besties will add excitement to your summer! Once Mercury is direct on the 23rd, life will seem to move at a pace more suited to your adventurous nature. Expect things to pick up dramatically after that day. The Full Moon on the 29th is your best bet for a world tour or long cruise. Book something then – and see what the world has to offer!

Cancer: Although it’s officially your season, Mercury retrograde might trip you up a bit, dear Cancer. Don’t despair! Instead, take your time before making a move or running your mouth. You’re far more likely to avoid embarrassing missteps if you do. Love is on your mind when Venus steps into your 3rd house on the 9th. Is it time to put in that extra effort? You can be a bit shy, but perhaps a bit of courage will help attract more of the sweet stuff you love! The New Moon on the 14th is ideal for a makeover. A new hairdo, fresh set of duds, or fancy pair of earrings could boost your mood. Pay attention to the week of the 15th – a career upgrade is possible. This could be a major move up the ladder – so don’t sleep on it! Finances improve when the Sun joins Jupiter on the 22nd in bold Leo. Over the next four weeks, your cash-attracting skills will help fill the coffers. Mercury direct on the 23rd helps you find your words again. Now you’re talking! Review your budget on the 29th’s Full Moon. You should be easily able to spot fiscal leaks – and plug them on this day. Result: more money in your account.

Virgo: The weather is warm, and the social section of your chart is lit, dear Virgo. This opens the door to parties, celebrations, and cool events. Why stay home when everything is popping? Well, your ruling planet, Mercury, is retrograde, which could lead to misunderstandings with friends. One day you’re in, the next day you’re out – if you’re not careful! Venus in your sign on the 9th helps you charm your way out of any difficulties. Even if you mess up, your pals are quick to forgive. The New Moon on the 14th is super-duper for a party. Whether you’re hosting or saying yes to an invite, the evening promises to be fun! Career doors may suddenly open the week of the 15th – at long last, your hard work pays off. Yay! Seek balance when the Sun slides into your 12th house on the 22nd. Quiet time will help you find the middle ground, especially if you’ve pushed it too hard. Mercury stations direct the next day, clearing up miscommunications with your crew. Pay close attention to new offers around the 29th’s Full Moon. An exciting opportunity, promotion, or fresh lead may come your way. A deal may be finalized before summer is over. 

Libra: July puts you at the top of your career game, dear Libra. The Sun sits in the highest position of your chart, guaranteeing recognition. However, Mercury retrograde could trigger imposter syndrome, causing you to shy away from the spotlight. Don’t let that happen! Love happens behind the scenes when your ruling planet, Venus, flutters into your introspection zone on the 9th. Keep your romance out of the limelight – some things are better left under wraps. An unexpected opportunity drops on the 14th’s New Moon. This is followed by a host of positive aspects between the outer planets over the next week, which could mark a major pivot. Stay alert for twists, turns, and chances. You might be on your way to a whole new life. On the 22nd, the Sun meanders into your 11th house, which means one thing: more parties. You’ll have four weeks to boogie down with your pals – enjoy! Mercury is direct on the 23rd, ensuring you find the courage to express your boldest ideas at work. More importantly, that imposter syndrome is ready to take a hike on that day, allowing you to step up and claim your place on the main stage. The best night for a romantic rendezvous is the 29th’s Full Moon. Make reservations at your favorite intimate joint for wining and dining. Ooh la la!

Scorpio: Travel may be on your mind, but Mercury retrograde could complicate matters, dear Scorpio. If you decide to embark on a faraway adventure, it’s best to wait until the 23rd. However, if you must depart before then, remember to plot out extra time in case of delays. A friendship may turn flirty when Venus enters your social sector on the 9th. If you’re single, you might want to explore it further. For partnered Scorpios, this transit could simply mean more activity with friends – or date nights with your honey. The New Moon on the 14th is super-duper for planning future travels. Scour the web for deals – you might find one that is too good to pass up! The week of the 15th opens the door for fabulous career options – but you’ll need to strike a balance with family, who might feel neglected as your star power accelerates. The Sun’s entry into Leo on the 22nd all but guarantees a hot spot at the top of the company ladder. Mercury direct on the 23rd ensures you’ll be able to talk it out with loved ones – and negotiate with the boss. The Full Moon on the 29th is best spent at home with family. Conversations over a good meal keep the bonds tight. 

Sagittarius: Joint resources could be tricky this month, dear Sagittarius. While the Cancer Sun helps attract more of the green stuff, Mercury retrograde brings misunderstandings with partners. Sigh. Try not to lose your cool. If you can, hold off negotiations until Mercury stations direct on the 26th. Once that happens, it will be easier to agree. Your reputation shines brightly when Venus hops into your 10th house on the 9th. Suddenly, you can win the public over to your side. Enjoy your time in the spotlight – you belong there! Update your budget on the 14th – the New Moon will shed light on where to trim expenses. You might also receive a money-making offer that turns the fiscal tide in your favor. The 15th finds the outer planets lining up in a favorable way – this week could restore your faith through sudden opportunities, changes of fortune, or helpful friends. If 2026 has been rough, consider this your pivot point. Travel is on your mind when the Sun switches signs on the 22nd. Fortunately, Mercury is direct a few days later, which means you’re free to go! The Full Moon on the 20th is dynamite for a spontaneous road trip. Grab a Mountain Dew, gas up your car, and let’s GO! 

Capricorn: A relationship proves to be challenging this month, dear Capricorn. The Sun adds heat – but Mercury retrograde turns conversations scalding. Find a way to keep it cool if you want to avoid drama. You might feel like a second honeymoon is a solution when Venus tours your 9th house for a few weeks, beginning on the 9th. While that might help, Mercury retrograde could keep the bickering going, long after you’ve set sail. The New Moon on the 14th provides an opportunity to start over. For single Capricorns, this lunation might bring an intriguing newcomer into your circle. Could this be the one? Take your time before making a decision. The week of the 15th puts finances front and center. As the outer planets line up into interesting angles, your situation starts to hint at the possibilities of what is achievable – and where you need to apply the brakes. A sudden job change is possible, too, which could bring an income upgrade. The Sun’s entry into the joint resources section of your chart on the 22nd helps attract more of the green stuff. More good news: Mercury direct on the 23rd marks a shift in relationship dynamics. Kiss and make up? Or perhaps new, agreed-upon boundaries are in order. Be ready to make a major financial decision on the 29th’s Full Moon. This could be centered around an expense or a new income stream. 

Aquarius: Miscommunication on the job is possible this month, dear Aquarius. Although the Sun puts you in a leadership role, Mercury retrograde makes it hard to rally the team. Patience will be necessary. Finances are on the upswing when Venus changes signs on the 9th. This transit could also add sizzle to your bedroom. In other words: you’re getting laid and paid (more)! Woo hoo! A promotion is possible on the 14th’s New Moon. No doubt the boss has noticed your good efforts. Finally, it pays off! Mid-month also puts the outer planets in a good mood, raising the potential for positive attention and romantic surprises. On the 22nd, the Sun joins Jupiter in your 7th house, another excellent omen for partnerships. A few challenges may arise, but you can kiss and make up quickly, especially when Mercury stations direct on the 23rd. If you want to change your look, the Full Moon on the 29th is the best day. A new hairdo and bright lipstick will lift your mood – and turn heads. 

Pisces: Love is on your mind, but Mercury retrograde may throw salt in your romance game, dear Pisces. Finding the right words when your tongue is tangled feels like a massive task. Think carefully about what you want to say – or wait until Mercury stations direct on the 23rd to state your intentions. Venus in your relationship zone on the 9th means there is no shortage of opportunities to make amorous connections. A New Moon on the 14th could put a hot admirer on your radar. So it’s not for a lack of potential – just remember to take your time before expressing what’s in your heart. The week of the 15th sets off a favorable chain of astrological events that could change your financial outlook, household, and job in surprising ways. Some events could force your hand or point you in a new direction. Of course, not everything will happen at once. Even so, what unfolds over the following months may leave you in a much better place. The Sun’s entry into your 6th house on the 22nd brings new leadership prospects at work. Use this as an opportunity to rise and shine! Mercury is direct on the 23rd, straightening out verbal faux pas made earlier in the month. Now you’re talking! Schedule a day off on the 29th. The Full Moon lands in the privacy section of your chart, a lovely invitation for rest – or a day at the spa. Maybe both.

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