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DECEMBER 2025

We made it through November. WHEW! Now we’re cruising toward the end of the year with little cosmic interference (buh-bye Mercury retrograde!). Here’s what’s up!

A Full Moon in Gemini on the 4th creates the ideal circumstances to finish conversations, studies, and tie up loose writing ends. If you need to make a point, do it now. Full Moons can bring revelations – you might be privy to some salacious gossip. It’s best to keep it to yourself (especially if it’s about you!).

Neptune direct on the 10th means we can dream of the future again, after months of harsh reality checks. If you felt the weight of the world crushing, your imagination will bring levity at last. For many, this signals that the test of faith is over and new hope is on the way.

The truth counts when Mercury heads back into Sagittarius on the 11th. Honesty is the best policy going forward, so why walk on eggshells? Assume folks aren’t as fragile as that – and let your words land without varnish. Just remember: honesty doesn’t have to be brutal, even if the words sting. Mercury switches gears on January 1st when it traipses into pragmatic Capricorn.

Speaking of Capricorn, Mars saunters into the sign of the Goat on the 15th. The red planet is happy here because it’s exalted, which means it can express itself best. (Psst…David Bowie had this placement in his natal chart!) Mars in Capricorn likes order, ambition, and lofty goals. No matter how big the mountain, you can find the will to reach the top. Set your sights as high as possible and keep going. You’ll be amazed at what you can accomplish during this period, which lingers until January 23rd.

The New Moon in Sagittarius on the 19th is divine timing for winter travels. Book a trip on this day – and enjoy yourself! Can’t get away? Use this vibe to plan your trips for 2026 and beyond. Also: truths may emerge today —be ready to see the light. Lastly, this New Moon could signal freedom as in a fresh start. Shed the old and step into the new. As the saying goes, this is the first day of the rest of your life. Set intentions for travel, luck, education, honesty, and adventure.

A calm, practical vibe sets in as the Sun settles into Capricorn on the 21st, the first official day of winter. Focus on quality time, new year’s goals, and tying up loose ends. Organize your home and work life – and you’ll cruise into next year like a boss! The Sun leaves Capricorn for Aquarius on January 19th

Love gets down to earth when Venus joins the Sun in Capricorn on the 24th. Instead of flash, this transit wants real, grounded connections. Take your time getting to know someone, and the bond will be unbreakable. Venus in Capricorn is an excellent time to invest in well-made items. Fast fashion? Hell no! Look for classic cuts, natural fabrics, and products that will stand the test of time. Venus prances into Aquarius on January 17th.

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Annnndddd here’s your personal monthly horoscopes:

Gemini: Relationships demand your attention, dear Gemini. Your 7th house is active with the Sun, Venus, and Mars as November begins – you must decide if you want to make love or war. Passion is intense, which could add heat or drama, depending on your intentions. Assert your needs when the Full Moon arrives in your sign on the 4th. This is especially important if the power dynamic in your partnership is off. Once your ruling planet, Mercury, enters Sagittarius on the 11th, you’ll be able to talk it out. This is good news because communication is your love language. Take an aggressive approach to finances when Mars enters the joint resources section of your chart on the 15th. Update your budget, consult with a financial planner, and invest for the future. If your spending has been out of control, now is the time for a radical repayment plan. A change in a relationship is possible when the New Moon occurs on the 19th. Is it time to put a ring on it? Flirt with that newcomer? Or cut ties once and for all? Your earning capacity strengthens when the Sun and Venus partner up in practical Capricorn the week of the 21st. Looks like it’s going to be a green Christmas!

Cancer: December comes in quietly due to the Full Moon in your introspection zone on the 4th, dear Cancer. This is your opportunity to ponder what part of 2025 needs to be left behind. Work demands keep you on the go for most of the month, thanks to a busy 6th house. Meetings and teamwork require you to be utterly present – it’s chaotic, but you can handle it. Your ability to win everyone over to your side increases when Mercury gallops into Sagittarius on the 11th. You can speak your truth now, so don’t hold back. It will make a difference on the job. Passion rises when Mars bounces into the relationship section of your chart on the 15th. Romance could get hot and heavy. However, this can also spur arguments. Put your energy into love, not war! An exciting job opportunity presents itself on the 19th’s New Moon. Be ready to sign the dotted line – this could be a dream position! As the holidays come close, the Sun and Venus waltz into your 7th house. Snuggling with your honey under the tree or kissing as the ball drops? The perfect end to the year!

Virgo: December puts you at the forefront of holiday shindigs, dear Virgo. The Sun, Venus, and Mars indicate a busy household with you in full-on hostess with the mostest mode. Early celebrations are in order when the Full Moon on the 4th shines a bright light on your career. This marks a high point, so be sure to break out the bubbly. Your ruling planet, Mercury, enters your domestic zone on the 11th, which adds more buzz to your hive. Expect plenty of visitors ringing your bell all the way to the New Year. Romance takes a hot turn when Mars pivots to your true love sector on the 15th. Whether you’re single or partnered, this promises to keep the flame burning strong into next month. The New Moon on the 19th is fabulous for a gathering with friends. Your year comes to a sweet finish when the Sun and Venus saunter into Capricorn the week of the 21st. Cozy, loving vibes keep the passion flowing like the best champagne. Happy New Year indeed.

Libra: The holidays will be busy, dear Libra. The Sun, Mars, and your ruling planet, Venus, commingle in your 3rd house, putting you on the go for the first three weeks of December. Short trips, errands, and daily tasks contribute to a hectic schedule. A long-distance journey is possible with the 4th’s Full Moon. Perhaps a winter vacation is in order! Speak your mind when Mercury trots into Sagittarius on the 11th. If you have something to say, let your truth come out to play! Your home becomes a hive of activity when Mars sprints into your domestic sector on the 15th for a six-week stay. Festivities at your crib? Yes! A quick trip may be necessary for last-minute shopping – and the New Moon on the 19th is your best day to make that happen. The week of the 21st puts the Sun and Venus firmly in your 4th house. This means you’re more likely to hibernate for Christmas, New Year’s, and beyond. Hygge holiday here we come!

Scorpio: December provides a better financial outlook thanks to a group of planets partying down in your money zone as the month begins, dear Scorpio. Finances could improve through a raise, a holiday bonus, or gifts. The Full Moon on the 4th could signal a tax break or other windfall, creating a sense of relief. When Mercury switches gears on the 11th, you’ll be filled with money-making ideas well into the end of the year. Use this transit to sketch out fresh side hustle ideas, and you’ll be a cash machine! Your travel calendar gets active when Mars slides into Capricorn on the 15th. Expect plenty of last-minute road trips or sleigh rides once that happens. An exciting financial opportunity presents itself on the 19th’s New Moon. It could be just what you need to surpass your fiscal goals. Life continues to move at warp speed when the Sun tours your 3rd house for a month, beginning on the 21st. Thankfully, you’ll have the mental energy to keep on trucking. Venus accompanies the Sun on the 24th, adding romantic sparks to the rest of 2025. Cozy nights with your beloved or a new boo end the year on a sweet note.

Sagittarius: You’re in the limelight as the month begins, dear Sagittarius. The Sun is in your sign, casting a favorable glow over you for the first three weeks. Strut your stuff and you’ll dazzle your many fans! The Full Moon on the 4th sheds light on a relationship. Suddenly, you’re able to discern if this is the real deal…or not. Your straight talking ways are back on track when Mercury drifts into your sign on the 11th. It’s your time to speak up! Finances grow dramatically when Mars amplifies your hustle on the 15th. You’ll work hard well into the end of January, but the payoff will be so sweet! The New Moon on the 19th is your best lunation to update your look with a fresh trim or new set of duds. More financial opportunities appear when the Sun and Venus sail into your money sector the week of the 21st. As the year comes to an end, you’re flush with more cash. This allows your 2026 to begin on a prosperous note.

Capricorn: Start the month on a quiet note, dear Capricorn. Three planets in the introspection section of your chart indicate a need for retreat. Take time off, rest, and avoid crowds. This will restore your sense of balance. Finish up end-of-the-year work projects on the 4th’s Full Moon. Secret conversations keep you abreast of what’s happening in the world when Mercury enters Sagittarius on the 11th. Even if you choose reclusiveness, you can stay alert to the latest news. Your energy heightens when Mars enters your sign on the 15th for a six-week stay. Now you’re ready to rise and shine for every occasion. Before you hit it hard, schedule a pampering day at the spa for the 19th’s New Moon. You’ll be ready for your debut when the Sun and Venus roll into your sign the week of the 21st. The holidays are here, and you’re the brightest star in the room. Sparkle sparkle!

Aquarius: Holiday parties keep you hopping this month, dear Aquarius. Your social zone is lit, thanks to the Sun, Venus, and Mars, a trio that guarantees invites galore. Schedule a date night with your significant other on the 4th’s Full Moon. It’s a dazzling night for romance! Lively discussions with friends add pizzazz to gatherings when Mercury drops into Sagittarius on the 11th. Why sleep when you can stay up all night talking? Behind-the-scenes activities add intrigue to your month when Mars changes signs on the 15th. You can avoid detection, which makes you the perfect candidate for Secret Santa duties. The New Moon on the 19th is splendid for a gathering with friends. A tree lighting ceremony? Yes! After so much activity, you’re ready for quiet time when the Sun and Venus get cozy in your 12th house the week of the 21st. Peaceful nights with your closest peeps end the year on a meaningful note.

Pisces: As 2025 comes to a close, your star rises, dear Pisces. The Sun sits high in your chart, next to Venus and Mars, which points to a major level-up. Recognition comes, along with new possibilities. As the saying goes, the sky is the limit! Aim for the top! Celebrate your success with family on the 4th’s Full Moon. Mercury moves into Sagittarius on the 11th, another good omen for your career. Now you can negotiate deals – including a better position – with confidence. Holiday parties kick into gear when Mars prances into Capricorn on the 15th. You might have another reason to rejoice when the New Moon on the 19th opens a career door you never thought imaginable. This is your moment – say yes! The week of the 21st puts the Sun and Venus in a jolly, social mood when they switch signs. Whether you’re hosting a shindig or attending New Year’s Eve balls with your honey, one thing is for sure: you’re going to have a blast!

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