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MARCH 2026

February was a lot. March will come in like the proverbial lion and go out like a baby calf. Read on, astro-cats!

March begins with Mercury still retrograde, which could throw salt in your game, especially around communication. It’s too easy to get hung up on your feelings. You’ll need to ground and center if you wish to avoid misunderstandings and drama. Of course, it’s also wise to slow down, double-check plans, and back up your computer!

Emotions drive actions when Mars enters Pisces on the 2nd. The warrior planet isn’t too happy here – it’s like a wet blanket. While it’s possible to feel motivated by your feelings, you can run out of steam, too. Passion moves between hot and meh. Remain as grounded as possible – and try not to let your emotional life turn your life into a soap opera. Mars remains here until April 9th.

The Full Moon Lunar Eclipse in Virgo on the 3rd could be intense. Once again, emotions are elevated, and the eclipse adds an unpredictable edge to the day. Something or someone may be leaving the picture. If anything comes to an end, let it go. Consider this a clean sweep, opening the door for a much-needed fresh start.

Venus in Aries on the 6th adds spice to romance. If you like your love hot, you’ll love this transit, which lasts until the 30th. Try new things, take romantic risks, and make the first move. Boldness will ensure you’re getting plenty of sizzle. 

Expansion is possible when Jupiter stations direct on the 10th. Finally, after months of retrograde, you can go big, especially with your home. Jupiter is currently in Cancer, a sign that favors domestic life, family, and security. Focus on your nest, loved ones, and finances. You can experience growth if you tend to these areas. 

The New Moon in Pisces on the 18th feels like a breath of fresh air! This lunation gives the green light for new creative projects or a spiritual rebirth! Set intentions around creativity, compassion, healing, and intuition. 

Life gets hectic when the Sun zips into Aries on the 20th. During these four weeks, you can blaze trails, get daring, find new interests, and take all the chances. One thing is for sure: life won’t be boring! The Sun remains here until  April 19th.

Cue the deep sighs: Mercury is direct on the 20th. WHEW. After so much tomfoolery and emotional shenanigans, life is about to move forward. In a few days, travel improves, communication makes sense, and tech behaves. You can sign contracts, purchase automobiles, or tech. Yay!

March ends on a mellow note when Venus settles in Taurus on the 30th, a lovely transit for romance, creative output, and luxury. Splurge on yourself, pop the question, write poetry, make love, get married, or relax. It’s all good. Venus remains here until April 24th.

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Annnndddd here’s your personal monthly horoscopes:

Gemini: Your career is filled with possibilities this month, dear Gemini. However, your ruling planet, Mercury, is retrograde until the 20th, so delays are possible. It’s best to sit tight, examine offers carefully, and keep your eyes on the prize. Thankfully, Mars enters the picture on the 2nd, giving you the hustle to stay on top of your game. No matter what obstacles arise, you’ll move through them like a jackhammer! A domestic situation comes to a head on the 3rd when a Lunar Eclipse hits your 4th house. This could be the end of a project, a sudden move, or change in your environment. Avoid making decisions until a few days go by – you’ll have a better idea of where you stand then. Venus enters the social sector of your chart on the 6th, a fantastic transit for romantic dates or spontaneous events with friends. More good news: Jupiter stations direct on the 10th, which means your financial flow is about to improve. If the past few months felt tighter than a pair of jeggings, you’ll appreciate the ease going forward. A career-defining moment shows up with the New Moon on the 18th. Long-overdue recognition or a plum opportunity could open the door to a major career upgrade. Celebrate with your friends when the Sun changes signs, and Mercury stations direct on the 20th. Party hearty – and be proud of what you’ve achieved! Quiet nights with your honey when Venus eases into Taurus on the 30th end the month on a blissful note. 

Cancer: Your wanderlust is set to high this month, dear Cancer. A conga line of planets is moving through the long-distance travel sector of your chart – and once Mars joins the party on the 2nd, you’ll be tempted to jet off on a moment’s notice. However, Mercury is retrograde, so it’s wise to plan accordingly. The Lunar Eclipse on the 3rd is best for a short road trip. It’s too unpredictable, which makes it risky for faraway adventures. Venus in Aries on the 6th means a reputation glow-up is on the way! You’ve worked hard the past few months, and now you’re getting the attention you deserve. Jupiter is direct on the 10th, providing the ideal backdrop for more visibility. If you want to be seen as a main stage character, you’ve got it! No sidelines for you! The New Moon on the 18th is perfect for a trip to somewhere warm. Where do you want to go? A safari in Africa? Or a beach in the Caribbean? Sally forth! Just remember – Mercury will be direct on the 20th, so a few snafus are possible. The Sun changes signs on the 20th as well, pushing you into a bigger spotlight at work. The next four weeks offer you the opportunity to showcase your leadership skills. Venus moves into your social zone on the 30th, a wonderful transit for spring soirees, last-minute cocktail parties, and date nights with your boo. 

Virgo: Relationships need attention this month, dear Virgo. However, your ruling planet, Mercury, is retrograde at the start of March, which could mean crossed wires. Communicating will require more effort than usual. The Lunar Eclipse on the 3rd is your opportunity to state your needs and stand on your own two feet at the same time. While this could create waves with a partner, it might also open the door for better boundaries. Intimacy flourishes when Venus glides into Aries on the 6th. The urge to merge helps soothe relationship wounds. Jupiter direct on the 10th promises more social activity – just in time for spring! You’ll be ready to get out and about with your crew once that happens. A new partnership emerges with the New Moon on the 18th. This could be business or romantic – either way, the connection might be worth exploring. Finances improve when the Sun changes signs on the 20th. That same day, Mercury stations direct, which should bring relationship clarity soon. Your love of travel gets ignited when Venus drops into the long-distance journey section of your chart on the 30th. A world tour scratches the wanderlust itch. 

Libra: A busy, complicated work life awaits you this month, dear Libra. Busy due to a bunch of planets transiting your 6th house, complicated because of Mercury retrograde. It’s best to go with the flow as much as possible, even if the flow feels like white water rafting. The Lunar Eclipse on the 3rd is an excellent day to play hooky. This will refuel you for the work ahead. Love gets serious when your ruler, Venus, joins Saturn on the 6th. Could this be the one? Time will tell. Jupiter direct on the 10th brings delayed rewards for your hustle. Finally, the doors of opportunity budge open, leading to recognition and better options. A promotion or new job shows up on the 18th’s New Moon. Whatever shows up could take your career in an exciting direction! Relationships, both personal and professional, improve on the 20th when the Sun enters your partnership zone and Mercury stations direct. Venus in Taurus on the 30th adds sizzle to romance. March ends on a promising note, kicking of a fabulous spring. Enjoy!

Scorpio: Spring is for lovers, dear Scorpio. The true love section of your chart is lit with the Sun, Venus, and Mercury as March kicks off, with your ruling planet, Mars, joining forces on the 2nd. It’s hot, hectic, and swoon-worthy! However, Mercury is retrograde until the 20th, creating the potential for a rom-com instead of a sweeping romance. Be patient – this will improve once Mercury is direct. The Lunar Eclipse on the 3rd brings a change in your social circle. A friend may make a hasty exit, or you might decide you’ve outgrown a group. Either way, the endings create the possibility of new associates down the road. Work is harmonious once Venus shifts gears on the 6th. If things felt grim as of late, this transit lightens the mood. Jupiter direct on the 10th dissolves travel restrictions. If your wanderlust seemed to be on hold, you’re now free to roam where you want to. Pay attention to the New Moon on the 18th. A new love interest may emerge. Or you might be ready to go official with a current flame. The Sun’s move into your work sector on the 20th puts you in leadership mode. You’ll have the power to steer your team toward a victory, so take the wheel! As March winds down, Venus enters Taurus on the 30th, elevating your chances for a spring fling or something more. Love is on the rise – and you’re more than ready to open your heart.

Sagittarius: Although you’re the zodiac’s traveler, March could be an excellent month to stay home. Multiple planets are moving through your domestic sector, and Mercury is retrograde – the perfect cosmic storm for nesting. The Lunar Eclipse on the 3rd signals a possible career change. You could leave your position suddenly or experience an unexpected opportunity. Either way, it’s best to ride it out before settling one way or another. Venus ingresses into your true love zone on the 6th, which adds sweetness to your month. Fall in love, rekindle an old flame, or find quality time for your current boo. It’s all good! Your ruler, Jupiter, stations direct on the 10th, and finally, your money situation brightens. If you have been worried about the bills as of late, your luck changes now. You should see improvement over the next few months. The New Moon on the 18th is ideal for starting home renovation projects. A deep spring clean will have you domicile ready for summer parties. Romance continues to burn bright when the Sun joins Venus on the 20th. That same day, Mercury will be direct, your green light for whatever you want to do – whether that be travel or ripping up the lawn. Once Venus moves into your work zone on the 30th, your career prospects turn rosy. Better yet, you’ll have broad support from your team, making it easier to claim your position at the top. 

Capricorn: Communication could be wonky as the month begins, dear Capricorn. This is due to Mercury retrograde in your 3rd house, a transit that tends to produce foot-in-mouth syndrome. Mars enters the game on the 2nd, boosting your impulsive streak, which raises the stakes you’ll shoot your mouth off. The wisest path is to think before you speak if you wish to avoid pissing someone off. The Lunar Eclipse on the 3rd could be decent for a vacation; however, exercise caution if you decide to take a trip. Again: Mercury retrograde is still flying high that day, adding complications to the best-laid travel plans. Irritating? You bet! Splurge on your home when Venus switches signs on the 6th. A new desk, fancy window treatments, or gardening supplies will make your nest look like a zillion bucks! Relationships get a massive upgrade when Jupiter stations direct on the 10th. If you’re partnered, this marks a happy spring. Single? Cast your net wide – the fishing is great! Exciting news arrives around the 18th’s New Moon. This could be an opportunity for you – or a loved one. Be ready to pop the bubbly and celebrate. The 20th plops the Sun into your domestic sector, making your home the place to be. Mercury will be direct that same day – finally, you can speak candidly without fear of offending someone! Venus prances into Taurus on the 30th, a lovely transit for all things romantic. Spring forward – and let love rule!

Aquarius: Begin the month with a budget review, dear Aquarius. While the Sun and Venus in your money zone amp your cash-attraction skills, you could burn through your cheddar when Mars enters Pisces on the 2nd. Plus: Mercury retrograde is going strong, adding unexpected expenses to the mix. Urgh. The best day to trim the fat: the Lunar Eclipse on the 3rd. Clear unnecessary expenditures, update your budget, and you’ll be in good shape. Your mind turns from money to love when Venus glides into your 3rd house on the 6th. If you’re single, this transit is delightful for flirting. Partnered? Let your honey know how you feel. Jupiter direct on the 10th opens up new career possibilities. If you’re unhappy at work, you can begin your search now. The New Moon on the 18th illuminates a new financial opportunity. This could come through a job, promotion, or side hustle. Two days later, the Sun moves into your communication sector, and Mercury stations direct. Once that happens, your money situation should begin to loosen up. Venus skips into the domestic section of your chart on the 30th, creating the ideal conditions for home renovation or cozy nights with your beloved on the couch. 
 

Pisces: March may start off with Mercury retrograde in your sign, dear Pisces, but there is much to love about this month! The Sun, Venus, and Mars are floating through your 1st house, casting a favorable glow over you, even if your words don’t come out the way you’d like. The public will be forgiving, so don’t worry about gaffes. Just be yourself! The Lunar Ellipse on the 3rd signals closure around a relationship. A sweet goodbye or a strong boundary closes the door once and for all. Venus waltzes into your money zone on the 6th, giving you the ability to make and spend a lot more cash. Thankfully, Saturn is there to rein you in if you go too far. Romantic horizons get broader when Jupiter stations direct on the 10th. If you’re in the market for a new paramour, consider this your green light to get back out there. It’s also fantastic for creativity – paint, draw, write, make music. Yeah! Update your look with new threads with the 18th’s New Moon. A closet purge with fresh outfits will lift your spirits and boost your confidence. The Sun’s entry into your financial sector on the 20th gives you the golden touch – helpful if you’ve gone over your budget. More importantly, Mercury is direct that day. Suddenly, you can find the right words again. Venus in Taurus on the 30th ensures your flirt game is solid. Go get ‘em, tiger!

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